WOMAN 1: Did ye hear thit Jeanie McGeachie’s youngist has jist
goat his furst ASBO?
WOMAN 2:
Yur kiddin’ – is he no seven year auld?
WOMAN 1:
Aye – bit Jeanie always sed thit he wis a slow developer.
END
(ASBO
is Anti-Social Behaviour Order - given to people who persistently annoy their
neighbours)
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