sketch takes a Scottish slant on the 2006 news report that experts claim to be
able to identify children that may grow up to exhibit anti-social-behaviour and
therefore are at risk of being served a UK ASBO (Anti-Social-Behaviour-Order)
from the Police.
FX BABIES CRYING
Doctor, why are yea lyin oan ra floor covered in awe rem heavily soiled nappies?
POSH) They weans chucked them at me, Sister.
SISTER Whit a baby did it?
FX BABIES STOP CRYING
DOCTOR It wus wan of those ASBO
SISTER But we'eve no goat any ASBO
DOCTOR Unless what? Sister?
MATRON It coulda been wee Solidarity,
cause that’s Tommy Sheridan’s new baby.