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Humorous Scripts: Crime in Glasgow Author: Stuart Macfarlane

CRIME IN GLASGOW

 

 

PUNTER #1:              Whit dae ye think oh ra report oan the crime aroun’ Central Station?

 

 

PUNTER #2:              Aye bloomin’ shockin’ so it is – seventy assaults an’ fifty roburies in jist wan week.

 

 

PUNTER #1:              It’s blinkin’ criminal. A’ve hud enuff oh it – Am gonna find somewhere safer tae sell ma smack.

 
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