HUMOROUS-FREE-SCRIPTS.COM

The very best in humorous scripts and sketches.

Probably the funniest free scripts on the internet!

books for childrenMedusa Island - a fantasy adventure novel for children - More Info

 

Now available in eBook format from all Amazon stores: 

USA = $0.99 UK = £0.75
Amazon USA   :   Amazon UK

cat booksThe Secret Diary of Adrian Cat

The Purrfect gift for all cat lovers.

More Info

 


Now available in eBook format from all Amazon stores:  USA = $0.99 UK = £0.75
Amazon USA  :  Amazon UK

 

Funny Scripts Home
Scripts by Stuart & Douglas
Political Scripts
UK Scripts
 
Submit a Script
Other Scripts
Romeo & Juliet
An Ideal Husband
Monty Python's
Pirates of the Caribbean
Popeye
Superman
The third man
 
 
 
 
 
Website
Glaswegian
Medusa Island
Adrian Cat

Humorous Scripts:  King of the Clubs Author: Douglas Brown
Trump jumps to defence of Salmond on meeting
Kevin Schoefield, The Herald December 11 2007
The First Minister last night said he had no idea that Donald Trump's application for a £1bn golf resort would be thrown a lifeline by the Scottish Government. Alex Salmond defended his actions as he came under increasing pressure to provide details of a meeting he held with representatives of the US billionaire the day before the Scottish Government called for a fresh inquiry into the plans proposed for the Menie Estate in Aberdeenshire. Last night Mr Trump came to the defence of the First Minister and Scottish Government chief planner James Mackinnon, who also met his officials.
 

 


Satirical Lyric (sing to the tune of ‘King of the Road’ by Roger Miller)
By Doug Brown

King of the Clubs

Aberdeen for sale or rent
Dunes to let….fifty cents
No loans, no panic, no frets
I ain’t got to Menie yet.
Ah, but…two hours of pushing around
Buys them up and turns them around
I’m a, man of means by no means
King of the Clubs.

Third tryout, planning scene
Destination…Aberdeen
Old worn out M S Ps,
I don’t play no wasted tees
I buy old fogies I have found
Worthy of a Salmond round
I’m a, man of means by no means
King of the Clubs.

I know every politician, and all their stains
All of their bosses, and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock gets unlocked
When I am around

I sing,
Aberdeen for sale or rent
Dunes to let….fifty cents
No loans, no panic, no frets
I ain’t got to Menie yet.
Ah, but…two hours of pushing around
Buys them up and turns them around
I’m a, man of means by no means
King of the Clubs.
 

The scripts on this website are copyright of Douglas Brown and Stuart Macfarlane. They are available for free use but ONLY with the written permission of the authors. To use any of these free scripts first contact scripts(@)humorous-free-scripts.com (Removing the brackets of course!)
 
 
 

If you would like your humorous scripts published here send them to scripts(@)humorous-free-scripts.com     o