King of the Clubs Donald Trump takes over the world parody


Humorous Scripts: King of the Clubs	Author: Douglas Brown
Trump jumps to defence of Salmond on meeting Kevin Schoefield, The Herald December 11 2007 The First Minister last night said he had no idea that Donald Trump's application for a Ł1bn golf resort would be thrown a lifeline by the Scottish Government. Alex Salmond defended his actions as he came under increasing pressure to provide details of a meeting he held with representatives of the US billionaire the day before the Scottish Government called for a fresh inquiry into the plans proposed for the Menie Estate in Aberdeenshire. Last night Mr Trump came to the defence of the First Minister and Scottish Government chief planner James Mackinnon, who also met his officials. Satirical Lyric (sing to the tune of ‘King of the Road’ by Roger Miller) By Doug Brown King of the Clubs Aberdeen for sale or rent Dunes to let….fifty cents No loans, no panic, no frets I ain’t got to Menie yet. Ah, but…two hours of pushing around Buys them up and turns them around I’m a, man of means by no means King of the Clubs. Third tryout, planning scene Destination…Aberdeen Old worn out M S Ps, I don’t play no wasted tees I buy old fogies I have found Worthy of a Salmond round I’m a, man of means by no means King of the Clubs. I know every politician, and all their stains All of their bosses, and all of their names And every handout in every town And every lock gets unlocked When I am around I sing, Aberdeen for sale or rent Dunes to let….fifty cents No loans, no panic, no frets I ain’t got to Menie yet. Ah, but…two hours of pushing around Buys them up and turns them around I’m a, man of means by no means King of the Clubs.

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