MAN #1:
Whit dae ye think oh thon Jack Straw sayin’ Muslum wumen shud’nae wear thur
veils?
MAN
#2: Ah think he’s spot on – if Ah hud ma way they wid’nea be
allowed tae wear onny clothes.
MAN #1:
Whit! Dae ye think that wud help them integrate an’ improve community relations?
MAN
#2: Naw – Ah jist want tae see there tits.
END
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