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Humorous Scripts: Muslim veils Author: Stuart Macfarlane

MUSLIM VEILS

 

MAN #1:                     Whit dae ye think oh thon Jack Straw sayin’ Muslum wumen shud’nae wear thur veils?

 

MAN #2:                     Ah think he’s spot on – if Ah hud ma way they wid’nea be allowed tae wear onny clothes.

 

MAN #1:                     Whit! Dae ye think that wud help them integrate an’ improve community relations?

 

MAN #2:                     Naw – Ah jist want tae see there tits.

 

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