SCOTTISH Parliament bosses have promised that any baby pigeons found at the
Holyrood building will be saved after animal welfare campaigners voiced fears
that contractors might kill them.
Margo Whit mare could yer ask
fur, shelter, security, Aye, an getting yer travel paid fur yeh.
Lodger Aye, (Excited) Aye, an ah
donít even huv tae get oot ma bed tae sell rat Big Issue or nuffin.
Margo So where they sendin yeh?
Lodger Aye, (Excited) Its no, jist
travel ahm getting. Naw, its board an lodgins, aye, in syle at the
Margo Ah donít know how yeh dae
it wee man, yer jist stay cooped up here an ra world revolves aroon yeh.
Lodger We lodgers knows when were
oan tae a gude thing. Ave even goat the backing o' the Scottish
Margo Aye, (becoming aggressive)
but yea've no got ma backing yah wee lobby dosser.
Lodger Aye, (Excited) Aye, an
jist whoo are you when youíre at hame.
Margo Margo McDonald that's who
Ahm ur and ahm gonna wring your scrawny wee pigeon neck.
Lodger Oh Shit, ahm aff.
FX FRANTIC FLAPPING OF
WINGS INTO THE
MARGO Right Joab done. That saved a
(RUBS HANDS TOGETHER)
Ahd better get
back tae the conservation debate.