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| Humorous Scripts: Ra Bestest Wee
Country in Ra Wurld |
Author: Douglas Brown |
Visitors not impressed by worst wee slogan in the world
http://www.theherald.co.uk/news/news/display.var.1697908.0.0.php
19/9/07
Fergie: Whit dae yer think is’the best wee country in ra World?’
Hector: Wus it yon Forto Ventura or yon Tenner Riefy?
Fergie: Naw! Try a bit closer Hector!
Hector: Wus it Bute or ra Wee Cumbrae ren?
Fergie: Ahm diserpointed, yer jist no tryin! Ah’ll gie ye a clue Hector: Ye know
wee Jack the Flash?
Hector: Aye, McConnell oor last Scottish First Minister.
Fergie: Right, So who dae yer think spent £244,000 oh oor money oan puttin’
posters up in every Scottish Airport?
Hector: Wus that yon Wendy Alexander?
Fergie: Naw! Ah gae up wie yous! It wus Jack McConnell tryin tae sell a new
image fur Scotland.
Hector: Did it work?
Fergie: Naw it jist made us ra laughin stock o’ ra States, China an Germany.
They still see us as a nation o’ bagpipes, kilts and whisky!
Hector: Never mind Fergie, wie ony luck we’ll get some o’ yon £244,000 back. So
open yer bagpipe case an stick yer bottle in yer sporran ‘cause, oor audience
awaits!
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