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                                                           ANYTHING YOU KHAN DO!

 

REPORTER             The Judge asked Mr Sheridan what he had to say  regarding the videotape. 

 "Ah wus stitched-up.  Rat video, wie a guy what looks jist like me but from a different dimension of  reality, was brought here by MI5."

The Judge asked Mr Sheridan, if he expected the court to believe such a story. 

Mr Sheridan replied,

 "Aye, an ah also expect them tae believe that yon guy in the video wie the better suntan, an rat wee Bazillian raver is no ither than yersell Judge Khan."

The Judge declared a mistrial.

                                                          

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