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Humorous Scripts: There's no flies oan them Author: Douglas Brown

 

MALCY                              Did ye hear boot rose scientists makin wee robotic flies, Wully?

 

WULLY                                              Aye Malcy yon wee buggars’ll seek oot oh ray Akaila terrorfists.

 

MALCY                                              But see noo its bin in ra paper.  (PAUSE)

                                                           Dae yer no think them terrorfist’ll be lookin fur em?

 

WULLY                                              Aye, whit wae. (PAUSE)

                                                           A robotic SWAT TEAM.

 
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