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Humorous Scripts: News Nedlines Author: Stuart Macfarlane

NEWS NEDLINES

 

NED 1:                        Hi mucker, Ah huvnae seen you fur yonks.

 

NED 2:                        Aye – Ah’ve been away fur a while.

 

NED 1:                        Oh ya beazer – did ye huv a good time?

 

NED 2:                        Aye pure mental – apart frae huvvin’ tae slop oot.

 

NED 1:                        Whit? Where wur yee – Bar-L?

 

NED 2:                        Naw, naw jist doon it Butlins.

 

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