SCRUBBERS AND BANGERS

WULLIE                                             jist look at that Malcy. Three wummen               almost in the     scuddy, hand washin them                                         white vans in the middle uv the road.

FX                                                      SCREAM OF BREAKS -  CAR SKIDS AND            CRASHES

MALCY                                             Aye Wullie Parkheed’ll never be the same again.            Look at that big lassie wie yon tiny bikini lap                                 dancin oan yon cors bunnet.

FX                                                      SCREAM OF BREAKS  - ANOTHER CAR   SKIDS AND CRASHES

WULLIE                                             Aye, but its no dayin them passin motrists           any good.  A’ve never seen so many                                                            crashes since that car wash sterted.

FX                                                      MORE CARS SKIDDING AND CRASHING

MALCY                                             Aye, but its great fur business. 

                                                           Ye’ave  gottah hand it tae ra boss. It wus                       smert  thinkin' fur her tae open that car                                       wash right beside her car recovery and   repair centre.

WULLIE                                             Aye, trooayenuff, (RAISES VOICE ASIDE) 

                                                           Jist roll them over here, wie the ither fifty            bangers, an well get roon tae them later.

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