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Humorous Scripts: Fire Hydrant Author: Stuart Macfarlane

FIRE HYDRANT

 

 

WOMAN #1:              Did you see that half of Glasgow came to a standstill because someone set off a fire hydrant.

 

 

WOMAN #2:              Blooming neds – nothings safe.

 

 

WOMAN #1:              No, no – it wasn’t a ned. It was just one of those joggers practicing for a marathon. Apparently they need to drink twenty gallons of water to stop dehydrating.

 
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