BINS R US
the news report that Scottish citizens may soon be taxed on the weight and
content of their rubbish (garbage).
REPORTER Scottish citizens are soon to be issued with the
latest in whiz technology that stores personal information more securely than
ANCHOR And will the citizens of Scotland be much safer when
these security gadgets are introduced?
REPORTER Naw. Naw It's no yon biometric passports! Its yon
'pay as yer throw' microchips, rat councils are fittin tae yur wheelie