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Humorous Scripts: Under a cloud of suspicion Author: Douglas Brown

                                                        

 Under a cloud of suspicion -  Or who blew up a row of shops in Clydebank then?

 (Bucy = Buckfast the devine gargle of the Neds )

 

REPORTER                                     Alcohol guzzling Kim Jong-il has upset the communists wie his nuclear test and could be set tae face crippling sanctions.

 

NEWS ANCHOR                             And what kind of sanctions could the Chinese

                                                           bring to bare on the alcohol guzzling tyrant?

 

REPORTER                                     Naw itís no the Chinese. Itís them Clydeside Reds.  Their stopping Kim's supply of Bucky cause their sure yon nuclear test was below that row a shoaps in Clydebank that blew up.

 

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